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The Best Sex Ever Is Waiting For You In These Ebooks!
The Top 100 Lovemaking Techniques of All Time
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The world's most amazing collection of sex tricks ever assembled! Savor the ultimate oral delights! Enjoy the most deeply satisfying positions! Play the world's hottest sex games! Send your lover through the roof with the flick of your wrist! Half for her pleasure, half for his! Click here for IMMEDIATE DOWNLOAD!
The Erotic Adventures:
Volume One
FREE SAMPLE STORY!
Star in your own hot, steamy love stories! Just enter your first name and your partner's, then read all about your amazing sexual exploits! It's the ultimate turn-on! Click here for IMMEDIATE DOWNLOAD!
The Erotic Adventures:
Volume Two
FREE SAMPLE STORY!
You and your lover return by popular demand in an all-new set of wild, uninhibited love stories! You won't believe what you're up to this time! Click here for IMMEDIATE DOWNLOAD!
The 7 Oral Secrets That Will Reduce HIM To Tears
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Men will do ANYTHING for a woman who is skilled in this area! Find out EXACTLY how to guarantee you're the BEST! Click here for IMMEDIATE DOWNLOAD!
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What's The Funniest Thing That's Ever
Happened To You Or Someone
You Know While Making Love?

Jonathan in Las Vegas:

""I had met this girl at one of the hotel pools earlier that day. We flirted and had a few coctails and after some time we decided to go get something to eat. On the way to the resteraunt I asked her to take off her bathing suit bottoms, she did. After a ride that seemed to take forever we finally made it to the restaraunt. We didn't make it out of the car, I reclined her seat and as she proceeded to take the rest of her clothes off I did the same. Instead of going over the middle console I just opened my door and ran around to her side, butt naked. We played for awhile until I looked up to see two police cars pulling up. I quickly pulled on my pants and got out, as one of the officers came walking towards us. As soon as I got out of the car a crowd of people from a differant nearby resteraunt (on a higher level than us...) started to clap and cheer. The officer asked if she was my wife and I answered no, she was just a friend that I was taking to dinner. Just then she hops out of the car with one of her breasts not fully tucked back inside of her top, she asks the officer if there was a problem. I turned to see her and quickly got her to tuck herself back in and get back into the car. The ending saw the officer let us go with the promise that we would just go in to eat, as soon as we walked inside the entire bar started to cheer...we couldn't buy our own sushi or sake for the rest of the night...""


Sandy in Ft W TX:

"My boyfriend and I threw a party and got very drunk and horny and decided to leave the dancing, music, and friends and go take care of business. Him and I both got so involved and didn't think that anyone outside could here over the loud, loud music that we just got louder and louder and kinkier( demands by both of us for spanking and all that stuff).Later when it was all over and we went back out to the party everyone there started laughing, making moaning sounds like I was, and walking up behind me and my boyfriend spanking us and asking us if we liked it. Two years later every party we have, that gets brought up and everyone wants to come up and spank us."


SB in New Jersey:

"My boyfriend was orally pleasuring me. Sometimes he likes to bite. He got a little carried away this one time, he bit a little harder than usual. It startled me, like when you touch something hot, you pull away. Well, I pulled away, with his teeth still clenched. It hurt, but felt good at the same time. So we kept doing what we were doing. After about 5 minutes he noticed that I was bleeding. At first we thought it was that time of the month. Then we realized that I was cut. He made me call my doctor "Hey Doc, what's the strangest sex story you've ever heard?" The most embarrassing part was having to explain to the answering service and the staff in the office why you need to see the doctor. When we walked into the office he had said to my boyfriend.. "nice job" with a laugh. It WAS pretty funny after the fact. Nothing to do but let it heal, with a slight scar. "


Joe in Chicago:

"Reminds me of the time our dog was chewing like crazy under the table, when my Mom went to take it out of his mouth, Surprise !!! One of my rubbers from the night before! And we had a house full of company!


Jean in Los Angeles:

"My boyfriend and I had enjoyed a wonderful dinner with a little too much wine. Feeling warm and excited, we went onto the balcony to "cool off". My boyfriend unbuttoned my blouse, pulled down my bra, then lifted my skirt and began pumping me from behind. Unfortunately, neither one of us realized that we were visible to our neighbors who surprised us with applause when we had finished!"


Paul in MISSISSIPPI:

"My buddy and the girl he was dating were going at hard and heavy. They had a water bed. As my friend tells it, they would love to ease down to the foot board were she would climb on top of him. He would use the foot board for better traction. In one of their wilder sessions, his girl friend was about to climax , when she screamed loudly and shot forward to the head of the bed. My friend was proud of himself only for a moment until his girlfriend told him that their dog had licked her butt."


Barbara in Pennsylvania:

"I have 2 funny stories to tell.. The first is while living in Georgia my boyfriend and I lived on the top floor of a two story apartment building. After a very "active" evening, our downstairs neighbor asked us why we moved the furniture so late at night! The second was while I and my future husband were in the Army. We had gone four wheeling out in the boonies on base and things got a little intense so we moved into the truck bed for more room. As we got to our climax we felt the earth move, imagine our surprise when not one but four tanks appeared! Later that week-end we heard some soldiers gossiping about the couple they surprised. One soldier said "it must have been good if they didn't hear the tanks come rolling in.""


Tom in New York:

"On a hot summer afternoon my fiance & I decided to share cool dip in the bathtub - as we had no pool. Being a warm day, the windows were open and the doors were open & unlocked. Mistake:
1. As things heated up (in the tub), we heard a a knock at the door. Knowing that the doors were unlocked I rushed down the stairs to chase whomever it was off, or at least to buy us a couple of minutes to dry off & dress. Mistake:
2. My father had stopped by, knocked briefly & let himself in - only to be greeted by me wearing nothing but a hard-on!! Surprisingly, that story doesn't come up in conversations with him very often!!"


S. in Kuala Lumpur:

"He planned a special night for us in Valentines Day. Took me back to his place and there was candles with the scent of roses lit everywhere in his room... The music was classical but slow and nice.. When we started making out, we got so hot and we just jumped to the bed and TORE off each others clothes and when we were naked in bed, kissing and groping crazily, I stopped when I smelled smoke.. His boxers caught up to the flame of one of the candles and were burning!! We ended up playing fireman instead, me whacking the burning boxers with the quilt...Luckily we were OK.. But we didn't have any fun for a while after that 'incident'."


Dennis in Wichita:

"One time after drinking and dancing all night at a club my wife and I (girlfriend at the time) went back to my parents house to hang out in the basement and get in some "quality time" because neither of us had our own places yet. My parents had only met her about a month prior although we had been dating for close to 6-7 months. After things got heated we finally just stripped our clothes, pulled up a very small (4ft by 5ft) blanket and had our way with each other. Of course being inebriated made it a great time and idea but it also put us to sleep afterwards. We were woken up on bright and early Sunday morning by my father. She was but naked on top of me with me still inside her and no cover at all!!! Thank God he said nothing to my mom and her future mother-in-law because she would have had a heart-attack!! He never said a word about it... I just wonder how long he stood there and had a free peek before he decided to tap my future wife on the shoulder and say 'It's time to go home.'"

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